What would you do if ______

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In this game you must start out your sentence with "What would you do if _____" Only you dont put this thing "____" bu rather, you would ask a question and the next person would answer it and then ask their own question. Well since I am no good at explaining things, here is an example...
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Le Eample:
Person One | Q. What would you do if a monkey ate your shoe?

Person Two | A. I would scream and use my other shoe to hit it!
Q. What would you do if alians came down?

Person 3 | A. I would make the worlds greatest discovery!
Q. What would you do if slenderman was after you?
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Got it? Good, I'll start:

What would you do if a ninja broke into your house and started eating your cake?

@Soul Yes! Pineapples are the answer to everything! Pineapples and cliffs!

Pick it up and put it my brothers room. PAYBACK!
What would you do if your wi-fi and everything else you use to get on the internet got jacked up, and you couldn't get on for a whole month?

Everyday I would pick up my laptop and walk to a restaurant (or some other place) and get wi fi there. ^^
What would you do if suddenly your laptop/desktop exploded as you were reading these words?

Scream, run to the computer, get back on here (but not go to this post!!), scream at my dad, "Daddy, the laptop exploded!" and go about my business ^.^

What would you do if you did something bad, and the punishment from your parents was making sleep outside in a dog house?

I would grab my sleeping bag, pillow, and a tent. I would set up the tent then somehow put the doghouse in there then put my sleeping bag and pillow in the doghouse... xD

What would you do if you saw a unicorn? Lol.

Run to it, give it a pineapple, climb onto it and scream, "To Narnia!"

What would you do if a stray cat came into your yard and started to hunt, like a boss warrior cat? ^.^ (That just happened to me.... It is from Thunderclan and I named it Oaktail XD)

Uhh... I would let my dog outside and grab a bowl of popcorn... XDDDD

What would you do if... you found a bunch of frozen cavemen?

Get the FBI or someone in there, and get FAMOUS!

What would you do if you woke up to snow higher than your whole house?

Make myself (or my mom x3) make me hot chocolate... <3

What would you do if you went to school, and everyone was in the nude? O.O (Happened to me once in a nightmare... >.< DDD:)

Puke a lot, cover my face with my favorite navy blue with light gray stars jacket, and hide in the girls bathroom ALL DAY, then when school lets out, run like crazy to the public library near my middle school.

What would you do if a bird made it's nest in your window, and there's about three chicks in there? (Happened to me, only it's in my brothers window. XD lucky duck.)

I would make sure they were ok and that nothing was wrong with them, and then I would give them lots of food so that they stay healthy ^.^ (I saved a goosling once, we have a pond at our house and it slipped in some mud and somehow ended up stuck under a cattle guard o.O But I went over there and unwrapped it then released him back with its mama)

What would you do if you woke up with a monkey sitting on your face?

Slap it, and throw it into the creek by my house (the creek that I seem to be endlessly falling into.)
What would you do if you food a horse in your kitchen?

Casually bring it into my brothers' room and casually walk out.

What would you do if you found a portal to Narnia?

Well duh, I would go in it!!!

What would you do if your whole family turned into mice but you were still a human and you saw 3 cats stalking them?

Slap the cats saying, "NO." And get my mice family and put them in the old hamster cage we have, then call someone to HELP ME.

Is this a trick question? ._.

What would you do if you were a wolf stuck in hawaii with a bunch of random canines?

I would join the pack of course XD

What would you do if a psycho wolf joined the pack?

Politely ask the Alpha to get rid of it, also adding some good reasons. ^.^
What would you do if the love of your life went of and got married with someone else?

Something that happened to me once (expect just a crush, and he started dating someone else x3) I would probably be heartbroken for the next twelve hours then move on.

What would you do if you had to run five minutes straight in ninety degree weather? (Happened to me in PE today... D:)

Poof into another universe

What would you do if you were in fiji with a coconut that would not open!!! (I was on holiday and I had this coconut... It was heaven when we got it open)

Throw it over a cliff. ^.^
Wht would you do if the very same coconut came and hit your head?

Bang it on the step until it opens and enjoy it's yumness

What would you do if you were.... a chicken ._.

Make a.... EggClan? XD
What would you do if you got frozen solid after standing in the doorway of the open freezer for too long?

Wait until my mom comes and unfreezes me.

What would you do if the ugliest guy/girl in school asked you to be their girlfriend/boyfriend?

Polietly turn him down.
What would you do if you woke up one morning and found out you were stuck to the bed?

Sleep all day

What would you do if someone in your clan's birthday (I think you'd know what I'd do... Give them a awesome pineapple flavored pie )