What would you do if ______

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In this game you must start out your sentence with "What would you do if _____" Only you dont put this thing "____" bu rather, you would ask a question and the next person would answer it and then ask their own question. Well since I am no good at explaining things, here is an example...
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Le Eample:
Person One | Q. What would you do if a monkey ate your shoe?

Person Two | A. I would scream and use my other shoe to hit it!
Q. What would you do if alians came down?

Person 3 | A. I would make the worlds greatest discovery!
Q. What would you do if slenderman was after you?
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Got it? Good, I'll start:

What would you do if a ninja broke into your house and started eating your cake?

Call my dad, ask him if my brother can use the BB gun to shoot 'em, and let my brother loose on the little beasties =3
WWYDI squirrels attacked you?

Get meh dog. >:3

WWYDI... you bought a box of candy that was willed with toothpicks?

Umm.... what?
WWYDI you saw a duck in a tutu walk across your roof? (Lol)

Catch it and put it in the pond in my backyard :3
WWYDI your ears grew during the night and you had elephant ears?

I wouldn't show my face to anyone.

WWYDI suddenly you grew a third ear over night?

Lock myself in my room and only come out for food, water, laptop, and other stuffs.
WWYDI your dog/cat/pet grew/shrunk overnight (Depending on overall size)?

Well, considering my brothers frog died, we had to give away our dog, my mom said no to a cat, and my beta fish died over vacation, freak out cause I have no pet.  
WWYDI One of us met another one of us (Like Ava meet Artemis) in real life, you started to talk to each about TSPR, then realize that the other is Ava/Artemis/someone else from TSPR?

Umm.... I got no idea lol
WWYDI a stray puppy just jumped into your lap from no where and your parents let you keep it and it loved you?

I would love it back and take good care of it. :3

WWYDI all the wolves from every version of TSP (original, reborn, under the sun) was suddenly in your living room?

Love them all and hide them in the woods by my backyard so my parents wouldn't know for a while.
WWYDI your wolf appeared outside the nearest window?

Scream in my head in disbelief and keep her. <3

WWYDI your crush asked your best friend to be their boyfriend/girlfriend?

Sadly have to turn them down because my parents won't let me date till I'm 16
WWYDI a chicken started staring at you when it appeared out of no where outside?

Stare back.
WWYDI a herd of elk just stampeded outside the nearest window?

I would look at them until they passed, then continue with what I was doing.

WWYDI you move away, and you get a call from your friend saying that your other friend was terribly injured?

Cry until I get magically teleported to them so I can be there for my friends.
WWYDI Rosaleena (I read the TSP history. It's really cool!) came back on TSPR?

I would escort her to TSP: UTS where she belongs.

WWYDI if you teleported to the middle of the ocean?

Swim until some boat people save me =3 or ride on a dolphins back to home ^^
WWYDI all the original members of TSP signed up on TSPR and remained active?

I would be soooo happy. ^^

WWYDI I never came off of efa?

Be sad :'c
WWYDI your space bar broke/got jammed?

I would to to fix it, if not ask my dad to take it to get fixed.

WWYDI you found out that your computer was getting attacked by a virus?

Get my dad to fix it cuase it was happening to me earlier in the year to me and he got it fixed. (Also our computer is currently being attacked by a horrible virus...)
WWYDI it rained pineapples?

I would be like "..." then ignore it.

WWYDI you found out that your crush was a professional stalker and he/she was stalking you?

FLIP and then call 911 and then officially unlike him. ^^
WWYDI a basket of newborn kittens was left on your front door?

Love them and when their old enough keep one and give the rest to good homes ^^
WWYDI Breezes pups were born right now?

Have pups =3
WWYDI Soul came back?